My Squirrel Page


How did you get here? Easily distracted? Me too… So here is a few Random facts, things I ponder about in my day to day life, random pictures or  maybe a weird video…check back often…you will never know what you find here.


This website will not tolerate redundancy on this website.


An apple, potato, and onion all taste the same if you eat them with your nose plugged


Before toilet paper was invented, French royalty wiped their bottoms with fine linen. I wonder if it was two ply?


Each year, there are more than 40,000 toilet related injuries in the United States.


Why are there commercials for toilet paper?  Who’s not buying it?


A friend once showed me a photo and said, “Here’s a photo of me when I was younger.”  Dude, every photo of you is when you were younger.


A man gets robbed in London every 4.5 minutes! (and he is getting fed up with it)


Alaska-it is an offense to push a live moose out of a moving airplane. What makes me wonder how they got a parachute big enough for the moose?

How many air miles would would that use up?

Are they charging the moose for one or two seats?


Never trust Atoms, they make up everything.


Is there another word for Thesaurus?


Have you ever noticed there’s braille on the buttons at drive thru ATM’s?


How do blind people know where the braille signs are?


Alabama-it is illegal to wear a fake moustache that causes laughter in church. Real ones makes babies cry…


Here is a question…how do you get back to my homepage?


Ahh we are stuck here…help….someone? Anyone?