It’s not easy to force people to say things.
Below are a few instances where people have said some stuff about my magic show and I’ve been able to record them with my always-useful, walkman.
From there, I write the quotes down on a napkin with blue crayons and bake them in the sun for an hour. Be careful not to cry into the napkin or your dinner will be ruined.
Add a pinch of salt to taste, and serve with potatoes. Bon Appetite!
Next time we won’t leave the kids in the carAward winning parents
I thought you were delivering a pizza?Tom Moryto, Ram Forest Products
Can you settle it down…people are laughing way to hardBrian Kirschner, Owner of Lido Theatre FSJ
You made our event a huge success, Thank youLarry Fenske-Progress Club
You have to see this show over and over againQuincy (Ray’s dog)
It is as if David Copperfield and Carrot Top had a love child”Ray’s Mom
How do all of these crows know my name?”Caw
I thought we were seeing the Harry Potter Musical?Two people without smartphones